📜 TERMS & CONDITIONS

Before booking, please read our Terms & Conditions carefully. We don't fix problems — we just vibe with them. All services require full prepayment. No payment = no service. This isn't therapy, and we don't do stalking, hacking, or miracles. Instagram Story Spy works only on public accounts (or with permission). Time-based sessions start as scheduled — don't be late. Booking = you agree to our chaos. Read the full Terms & Conditions before crying in our inbox. 💔📜

🧠 We're Not Therapists, We're Vibe Providers

Our services are purely emotional entertainment and companionship. We do not cure, fix, heal, solve, or legally advise anything. If you experience actual mental distress, please seek professional help. We're just here to overthink with you.

💳 Payments & Service Policy

All services are prepaid only. No money = no melodrama. We don't do "trials," "free samples," or "can I call for 2 minutes?" Prices are non-negotiable. If you want a discount, cry to your ex — not us.

🔍 For Story Spy Missions

The target account must be public. If the account is private: You must either get their permission OR Let them know that someone (me) will be viewing their stories. We do not stalk, hack, or creep beyond ethical vibes. No exceptions.

📞 For Fake Call Service

Call performance is strictly one-time, one-role. We don't do callbacks, remixes, or sequels unless paid again. We are not responsible if your acting is worse than ours and it fails.

🎧 For Sad Song DJ

Song curation is based on vibes, not taste. If you ask for Taylor and get Lana, that's the universe deciding.

⏰ Time-Based Services

We run on Indian Standard Time (IST). You show up late = lost time. Overthinking minutes cannot be rolled over like mobile data. Use them.

🚫 Service Boundaries

No emotional manipulation, stalking, or revenge plots allowed. We're here to vibe, not start wars. You cannot book us to "accidentally run into" someone. We're not that jobless.

💬 Respect Clause

Rudeness, abuse, or weird vibes = instant block, no refund. We cry with you, but not because of you.

✅ By using our services, you agree to these terms — and to being a loveable mess. Signed, Your Favorite Non-Therapeutic Chaos Support Team™ 🧃🫠💔